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tropic-fiji:

U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM

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halloween asks, yes please

A:
What are you being for Halloween this year?
B:
Favorite costume from past Halloweens?
C:
Do you still go trick or treating?
D:
Top 3 favorite scary movies.
E:
Top 3 non-scary Halloween movies.
F:
Do you watch Halloween specials on TV?
G:
What was your first Halloween costume?
H:
Would you ever wear a "sexy" Halloween costume?
I:
Most ridiculous "sexy" costume you've seen?
J:
Would you rather go to a Halloween party or go trick or treating?
K:
Favorite candy to find in your trick or treat bag?
L:
Candy or other goodies that make you want to cut a bitch when someone gives them to you?
M:
Any Halloween traditions?
N:
Have you ever been tricked on Halloween?
O:
Costumes: make or buy?
P:
Have you ever pulled a Halloween prank?
Q:
Do you believe in ghosts?
R:
You're in a horror movie. Are you the final girl, the first to die, the comic relief, the skeptic, the smart one, or the killer?
S:
You're in a zombie apocalypse. What's your weapon of choice?
T:
Costumes: scary, sexy, or funny?
U:
You're a ghost. How do you spend Halloween?
V:
Trick or treating: how old is too old?
W:
Do you pass out candy on Halloween?
X:
Do you go trick or treating even when it's raining?
Y:
Top 3 favorite scary stories/books.
Z:
Trick or treat?

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  •  = You’re my tumblr crush.
  •  = I love your blog.
  • ✄ = I love you.
  • Σ = Scared to talk to you
  •  = You’re hot.
  • ☁ = You’re beautiful.
  • ☂ = You should check out my blog.
  • ♕ = You inspire me.
  • ♔ = I wish we talked.
  • ☯ = I wish we were friends in real life.
  • ♋ = I wish you were mine.
  • ♫ = I really think about you A LOT.
  • ☢ = I don’t like you.
  • ✡ = I hate you.
  • ☠: Your blog sucks.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :
relationship status?
ಠ_ಠ:
what is your biggest pet peeve?
(ಥ_ಥ):
finish this: i hate it when...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ:
what is your favorite animal?
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜):
who is someone you can tell everything to?
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ:
are you a hugger?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ:
besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?:
how old are you?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻:
what are your thoughts on school?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ):
favorite tv show?
(ง'̀-'́)ง:
are you okay?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:
・゚✧: sexual orientation?
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴:
are you a people person or a loner?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ):
do you have any siblings?
ಠ╭╮ಠ:
have you ever self harmed?
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ:
have you ever been in love?
(☞゚∀゚)☞:
would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻:
how do you let your anger out?
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ:
are you active?
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪:
what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\:
who is your least favorite person?
♥‿♥:
tell us about your crush!
◔̯◔:
what time is it?
◕‿◕:
what is your guilty pleasure?
◔ ⌣ ◔:
are you a virgin?

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vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

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boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

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“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”
and this is what the western news doesn’t show. Educated and Covered Muslim women are unimaginable for them.

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”

and this is what the western news doesn’t show. Educated and Covered Muslim women are unimaginable for them.

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frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

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believeinprongs:

Hold up 

So in Philosopher’s Stone during Christmas, Harry gets this from the Dursley’s: 

"We received your message and enclose your Christmas present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia."

We’ve received your message.

Does that mean Harry actually sent them a Christmas letter?????

THIS BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD

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